Tuesday, April 12, 2011

A good use for cancer

My housemate is hard to give gifts to. Because I knew she was upset at having broken her electric pepper mill, I decided to replace it. But I needed a story to make her accept it. Here it is…

“I was in Manora today and they were holding two drawings. One was only for women with cancer of the left breast and the prize was an electric salt mill. The other was only for women with cancer of the right breast, and the prize was a pepper mill. What do you know? I won!”

She accepted it.

1 comment:

  1. You've got a sick sense of humour, lady! Glad they were issuing prizes for it. ; )