I count my pee

I know it sounds weird. It started when I had a bladder infection and even though it felt as if I'd drunk many liters of water, I'd just dribble.

When I count, it is slow 1, 2, 3 . . . Granted there might be variations in the speed, but it gives me an idea.

I know:

• 20 is about normal
• 25 unpleasant pressure
• 30 desperation

My record was 42 and I can't describe the relief.

The reason I'm explaining this will be the blog above.